Created along with the Superior Niks 2 post
- Right off the bat, Niks has been promoted to An0nymous Ghost at work. Nice pay bump with it. She did go to work having to use the bathroom, though, so I hope she doesn’t pee herself.
- I think the maid wants to have a baby with Kenzie. Every time they talk, he thinks about it. This is not happening.
- Evan keeps getting sick. It’s a constant rotation of being ill and then taking meds and then getting ill again.
- There’s a whole money tree grove now, since the discovery of a glitch that gives more seeds. I have plans to set Niks up as an incredibly rich sim, so she never has to worry about things she wants or needs. By the time I’m done, her great great grandchildren won’t have to work a day, if they don’t want to.
- Niks is getting much better at bee keeping, he bees are no longer enraged every time we check in on them.
- Kenzie tried hitting on the maid again. This time, he wasn’t having it. She’s super embarrassed now, and he just stopped working and left trash in the middle of the house. This is how lawsuits happen, Kenzie. You can’t sexually harass your employees. There are hashtags about this.
- Evan has been promoted to Sheriff of the Stars. He’s starting to rake in the cash now.
- Isla got yet another raise. She’s really killing it in this field. I’m really glad that she discovered it, it really helped her turn her life around. My little late bloomer.
- In a rare show of family solidarity, the lot of them are going to Chez Llama to celebrate A Night Out. The last time they were all doing the same thing was the ill-fated vacation where Kenzie and Isla had a horrible time and got sent home because they were ruining the whole thing. We’ll see how this goes.

Everyone at Chez Llama, actually sitting down together.
- The night is going well. Niks is making friends with Evan’s family, and that’s important. Maybe the next vacation won’t go so sour.
- Except Isla has passed out in the restaurant.
- They’ve stayed out too late, everyone is passing out as soon as they stand up to leave. Other than that, it was a great night. They got free food, all of them enjoyed it, they had great conversation and now Niks is a lot more friendly with the people she’s been living with. Maybe she and Evan can seriously start thinking about getting engaged now.
- Before she left, Kenzie attempted to clean the kitchen of the restaurant. She got yelled at a bunch.
- Evan is almost constantly thinking about babies now.
- I think we got a new maid…
- Evan’s gone through a wormhole… adventure?
- Evan is on a strange planet. He’s collecting many samples to take home. I wonder if Niks can study these and find out more.
- He’s met an alien! Her name is Kaye Shafer. OH! Another! His name is Sri Olvera! They actually look a bit more robotic than alien, but maybe that’s just their outfits? If they’re outfits, they’re super cool. A third! Lauryn Golden. So many new alien friends!
Evan exploring, and Kaye! First alien contact!
- Apparently there are no bathrooms in space, so Evan’s leaving before he pees himself. It’s probably a better idea to go home than do that in front of your new alien friends. BUT. He’s taking the alien friends with him. Maybe they’ll enjoy themselves. Maybe they’ll move in! MAYBE THEY’LL BECOME FAMILY!
- Isla is flirting with Kaye. A lot.
- Aaand everybody left very suddenly.
- Niks had kind of a bad day at work, but then she was promoted to Net Demon, so I think it evens out. Another great bonus and a pay raise, too.
- It feels like Seldom Sleepy is not doing a lot for Niks. She’s still tired all the time. I need to get her the one where she never sleeps, I think.
- Evan has decided it’s wise to drink before he goes to work. Okay. I guess that’s a thing we’re doing now.
- Maybe drinking before going into space is a good thing. He came back with a space slug for a pet.
- They haven’t been able to find time to hang out, since they work opposite schedules, but Niks and Evan have made a bit of time to WooHoo in the rocket again. That seems to be their favorite spot for it. I mean, why wouldn’t it be? It’s a rocket, and they go into space when they do it.
- We have acquired over a million Simoleons. The family is officially rich.
- Kenzie has wandered away from the house again. This time to… stand under a bridge and play on her phone?
- I think Loki died… she’s no longer in Kenzie’s contacts… (Just as I typed that I got “Loki’s spirit is fading away” Damnit.)

I apologize for the quality of this photo. I just needed proof. Whatchoo doin girl? Coulda stayed home to play on your phone, yanno.

RIP Loki. We didn’t quite get to make you our dog. Or find out why you dislike the dishwasher so much.
- Everyone is really into Harvestfest, but there was some issues with the gnomes. Some of the gnomes got really angry. Attempts were made to appease them, but only Isla managed to. Niks got electrocuted for her efforts.

Don’t piss off gnomes, apparently.

Hey, uh. What are you guys doing? I mean. It’s cool and all, don’t mean to offend. But… what?
- It’s the first snow of Winter.
- Kenzie decided to go out and play in the snow. In her jammies. Naturally she almost froze to death.
- Recovered from her hypothermia, Kenzie headed over to the shop. Since she sold a lot of the stuff last time, some time was spent converting it into an art gallery. Looks really nice, if I do say so myself. The store brings in quite a bit more money now. She doesn’t have to keep it open as long to turn a profit, which is nice.
- Isla’s got some kind of whole body rash going on. I didn’t even notice until I saw her scratching a lot. Where did she get a rash!?
- Both Evan and Niks are thinking about marriage and babies. I think I have to stop putting it off for them. She’s almost at the end of her Career Branch, so I’ll sort these whims when that happens.
- Everybody’s headed out to the Spice Festival. Let’s see who can grab the title this time!
- While at the karaoke bar next to the festival, Niks finally met a vampire. Vladislaus has made an appearance. She’s so excited. Or would be, if she wasn’t exhausted.
- Evan and Niks are best friends now!
- Isla has gotten YET ANOTHER raise. She makes 378 an hour now.

Niks upgrades the plumbing while Evan has a nice bubble bath. Kay.
- Evan has found some stuff in space. A dead red coral, and … a pink whale. … From space.
