Posted in Main House

Killing Dorian

I’m at this again. I’m really sick of Dorian crying all the time. ALL THE TIME. Even when he fucking sleeps. So I’m going to learn about killing a sim indirectly. Maybe through starvation. Maybe through embarrassment. We’ll see how it goes. All I know is, I’m done with him, and I’m still not ready to age up anyone else, so murder is it. Part of me wants to construct a creepy attic room to send sims off to die. I feel like it might become a Thing. Keep them out of the way of the others in the house, you know?

  • Dorian has been locked in the workroom. He’s got no bathroom. He’s got no food. What will do him in? Peeing himself to death, maybe?
  • Everyone is still doing their thing while Dorian stews in his own filth and pees himself while he starves. I wonder how long this is going to take.
  • Niks and Evan have had their first WooHoo. They decided to do it in Evan’s rocket. It was very cute, it took off with hearts as it’s trails. Niks came back as invisible, though?
  • Abbie came back around for Evan, asking if he wanted to meet her at Chez Llama for breakfast. He agreed, but he took Niks with him. It was an atypical power move for him.
  • For some reason, Niks is all about cleaning up when she’s out at a restaurant, but when she’s at home, she can’t be bothered. Just like the rest of them. This is what happens when you grow up having a maid.
  • Abbie was being really awful to people at Chez Llama, so Niks and Evan abandoned her early and went home. They’re better off. Abbie is a real See You Next Tuesday. They don’t need to be around her.
  • One of Dorian’s old friends came over to hang out with him, and he’s stinky, tired, and hungry. I don’t see how he could be very good company.
  • Somehow, Isla is still attracted to Dorian despite his current state of being.
  • Dorian’s food needs are finally in the red. Hopefully that means he’ll kick it soon. I need to move on with other things, and I feel like I can’t until he’s gone.
  • OH MY GOD, DORIAN, DIE ALREADY.
  • Evan was promoted to Space Cadet. I think he should go visit space.
  • Niks sleeps a lot. I mean, a lot. I think eventually I’m going to have to get her the perk for never being tired, because she can’t get anything done. She goes to work, comes home to sleep, and then eats, and goes to work. It’s very difficult to get her to have hobbies or anything else.
  • Dorian is dying from starvation.
  • It looks like it’s going to be a horrifyingly long death.
  • And there’s The Reaper.
  • Delilah is witnessing this happening. She’s going to be so messed up for a while.
  • Or not. She’s having a great time talking to him.
  • And he’s gone. Onward to other things!
Posted in Vampire House

Killing Vladislaus

As the title says.

 

  •  While he’s slowly dying, I’ve decided to force V into churning out paintings, so Lillie can have a nice cushion.
  • I realized that I will get to see what happens when a sim doesn’t show up for work. He’s got two days until he’s supposed to be there, and obviously he’s not going to make it.
  • Lillie’s desire for children has increased since getting married to Vladislaus, so I decided to let her try for a baby with him before he kicks the bucket. Since he was in a weakened state, and very unhappy with his life, it took a couple tries to even get him into bed. They get one shot at this, and then that’s it. If she doesn’t get pregnant this time, she’ll just have to wait.
  • I have to figure out if I made it so that Meryl will never be a full grown cat. If I did, I have to fix it, because she can’t get up the stairs by herself, and there’s a lot of stairs in this house. She likes to roam around outside, too, and can’t get out there.
  • Summer has morphed into fall. V is starving in his room. Lillie has gone about her life, including inviting people over even though she’s letting her husband die. Nobody seems to care about the strange locked door in the house, nor the noises coming from the other side of it.

Seems I might have turned aging off accidentally.

 

  • Caleb and Lillie became partners in crime.
  • Lillie managed to get pregnant, and she’s so happy about it. Like, unnaturally happy about it. She popped in on V to let him know, and celebrated with him, and then went back to what she had been doing before. After a while, she started to browse parenting forums, and has been thinking a lot about toys and the like. I guess I’m going to have to set up some kind of stupid kid’s room now. Damnit. DAMNIT LILLIE.
  • V’s dark side is very Nosferatu.
  • Meryl is super obsessed with the toilets in this house. She’s spending a lot of time staring at them, and chittering at them in her raccoon voice.

 

Meryl and her BFF, the toilet.

 

  • V has stopped being useful. He’s too hungry to do anything. (And I’ve just found out that you can’t starve a vampire to death.) I guess we’re gonna take him out in the sun.
  • The cat has aged up, thankfully. I have no idea how the aging got turned off. Now she’s an adult again, and we can attempt to get her some kittens.
  • This motherfucker will not die.
  • Oh, there he goes. Thank christ.
  • V has burst into flame from being in the sun. Or being left in the sun. Or being forced out into the sun. Whatever.

 

After a week of starvation, and three days in the sun, we “mourn” the loss of Vladislaus Straud. He was a good provider for a house, and a terrific father to the yet unborn child within Lillie’s womb. His paycheck will be missed.

 

 

  •  Lillie’s gone into labor! Time to see what a vampire baby looks like! And how this is even going to work! And wonder if Lillie is even going to take care of it. She’s gone all Dark because of her discomfort. This poor kid is going to be traumatized.
  • IT’S A GIRL! Please welcome Antoinette Covarrubias to the world.
  • Wait. Is this baby somehow human?
Posted in Main House

Family Matters

MARCH 8, 2019

  • I’ll start this out by saying Sims 4 does not have an inheritance mechanic. Which is bullshit. The last time I plated Sims, I know that the next of kin got things when someone died. That they’d remove that is silly.
  • So I’ve got everyone split into two households at the moment, to retain houses and fortunes. House A is currently the twins, Isla and Kenzie. House B is Ghost Mom, Delilah, and Alexander Goth. We had some twists and turns last night.
  • Let’s start with Kenzie. She’s decided she’s really into working out. I don’t know where this came from, but she’s always on the treadmill. She hasn’t found a job yet, but she also writes and paints all day, so there’s actual income from her.
  • She went full on in her black widow scheme, and got impregnated – on her first woohoo experience, mind – by Alexander. Shotgun wedding. He did not move into the house.
  • In fact, to make room for baby, Delilah moved in with him, leaving the twins the family home. But she’s still there. All the time. So much, in fact, I’m finding it hard to believe she’s still going to work.
  • Alexander spends an okay amount of time with Kenzie, but not nearly as much as he had been. And when he’s over, he putters around the house, and kind of ignores Kenzie, while she desperately attempts to get him to acknowledge that she’s pregnant.
  • When she finally goes into labour, he’s not there at first. He walks in midway through, and proceeds to freak the fuck out. Baby Evan is born. It is IMMEDIATELY evident that Kenzie is going to be a better mother than Delilah. She’s so attentive.
  • She doesn’t let Evan cry for even two seconds before she’s seeing what he needs. Thank the dark lord for that. Know who else loves baby? Isla. Also attentive! Alexander isn’t awful. When he’s there.
  • Evan has made it to toddlerhood, and that’s about where I ended it at 4:30am, so let’s have a peek at how Isla is doing.
  • So, remember how she is the dumb one? Peeing herself and passing out because she won’t leave the computer? She got playing around with programming, which seemed to turn her around. So I pushed her into a tech job. Guess who doesn’t pee on herself anymore?
  • In fact, Isla is doing really well. Not just at her job. Turns out, she is also really social. She’s got scores of friends now. Just oodles of them.
  • She likes going out, she likes meeting people, and she likes parties. Who knew finding her a career that makes her happy would have such an impact? (That’s sarcasm. We all knew.)
  • She met a gal at a party. Her name is Staci. It seemed for a minute that Isla abs Staci were going to have a romantic thing. I actually don’t know what happened here. They’re still friends, but the romance seems to have died out.
  • She did pick up another romance by the name of Dorian. Dorian is pursuing pretty hard. I think they met at work? I don’t know. Maybe Staci introduced them. He’s always at the house, though. Seems cool.
  • Isla has also, since Dorian showed up, taken an interest in running. And showering. I think I have to stop calling her the dumb one, now. She was apparently just a late bloomer.
  • I should also mention that Evan is not bothered AT ALL by the ghosts who are constantly hanging around.

 

Oh yeah. And I think Alexander is going senile. This is him with Isla. In her bedroom.

 

Aaaand this is him going outside.

 

This is Dorian, btw. He always walks like that?

 

  • Well. Alexander died. Right after they had another woohoo. That’s not traumatic or anything.
  • WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT. KENZIE JUST FLIRTED WITH THE REAPER.
  • Maybe… Maybe this was the plan all along. Maybe it wasn’t really ever about Alexander, he was just a means to an end? Can I actually pursue this? Can death be Kenzie’s boyfriend, or am I misreading their giggling?
Posted in Main House

It just keeps going.

FEBRUARY 28, 2019 ( this was more of a real-time update, I was posting as things happened.)

 

  • Sims update: The twins are in high school. Both of their parents just died unexpectedly. One twin was able to beg the reaper to spare mom, and then immediately befriended him. Mom died two days later anyway. Neither has a job. I don’t know if royalties keep coming…
  • Strongly considering marrying the dumb sister off to a rich family so nobody starves…
  • Well. At least the girls are better at parties than their parents. Maybe that means they’ll have more than 3 friends total between both of them.
  • Dilemma: the girls get sad when in the room with the urns of their dead parents. The girls also get sad when they don’t have access to the urns. Solution: back yard mausoleum.
  • Well. Mom’s a ghost and a playable part of the household now, so… This won’t go badly.